Humans would actually be forced to taste the cat food before they bought things marked "new taste" or "imptoved flavor!" They might come to understand why the statement has no effect on us when we read the bag!
Thursday, June 14, 2012
The fancy feast shouldn't be stored where it's so hard to get for myself... Take some? Don't mind if I do. Thanks.
Cats would be considered the height of fashion...stripes anyone?
Looking at daisies would be from the bottom. Looking at everything would take on a different viewpoint. He might actually clean the lint under his bed...
Wednesday, June 13, 2012
I'd have more friends for the kitty pile.
Tuesday, June 12, 2012
Everyone would understand that birdfood is just bait. Cats get very upset when the feeders are empty...
Cats would spend less time writing and more time in the sun.
Monday, June 11, 2012
There would be more photos of human feet. After all that is how we often recognize you.
I find that wallpaper is an excellent substrate for nail sharpening. I also enjoy bed corners, cardboard boxes, and anything leather.
Then everyone would be more appreciative of my artwork. He wouldn't have yelled my name, and they wouldnt have felt the need to redecorate. Broke my heart to see all of my work despoiled by new wallpaper.
